| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #314 | Bonerdagon necklace | 36 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #416 | Chroner | 27 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #125 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 6 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1453 | badass belt | 38 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #317 | eldritch effluvium | 10 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #157 | heavy crown | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #311 | towel | 35 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |