| #279 | 1-ball | 19 |
| #155 | 2-ball | 46 |
| #165 | 3-ball | 45 |
| #162 | 4-ball | 45 |
| #250 | 5-ball | 22 |
| #216 | 6-ball | 28 |
| #156 | 7-ball | 52 |
| #217 | 8-ball | 159 |
| #293 | 9-ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #35 | Crimbomega drive chain | 2 |
| #169 | Crimbot battery | 6 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #585 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 23 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Victor's Spoils | 7 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #37 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #76 | d20 | 20 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #257 | flask of tainted mining oil | 9 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #172 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #60 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #153 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #149 | high-energy mining laser | 9 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jigsaw blade | 10 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #68 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #268 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #41 | plastic cup of flat beer | 12 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #66 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #60 | pulled yellow taffy | 7 |
| #160 | radiation-resistant helmet | 9 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #35 | scrap metal | 34 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #66 | sinister-looking cat | 21 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #7 | space beast fur hat | 5 |
| #5 | space beast fur pants | 5 |
| #5 | space beast fur whip | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #441 | spectre scepter | 74 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1495 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #694 | stuffed martini | 11 |
| #1468 | stuffed mink | 24 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #1637 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1794 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #559 | sunken chest | 17 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #41 | tiny black hole | 9 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #61 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #426 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |