| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #547 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1133 | Imp Ale | 39 |
| #830 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #553 | Wand of Nagamar | 8 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #67 | baconstone pendant | 5 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #885 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #611 | evil golden arch | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #485 | flaming crutch | 9 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #101 | hamethyst necklace | 6 |
| #387 | hellion cube | 13 |
| #388 | hot katana blade | 32 |
| #718 | hot wing | 31 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #729 | leather mask | 2 |
| #596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #275 | ninja hot pants | 13 |
| #44 | porquoise bracelet | 6 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #407 | ruby W | 26 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #627 | wussiness potion | 10 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |