| #27 | 1,970 carat gold | 200 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| 🥉 | Clara's bell | 243 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #7 | El Vibrato restraints | 137 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #10 | Instant Karma | 600 |
| 🥉 | LOLmec statuette | 28 |
| #11 | Martialest Arts trophy | 11 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| 🥇 | Neverending Party guest pass | 169 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #19 | Red Roger's red right hand | 3 |
| #40 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| 🥉 | Special Seasoning | 12,800 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 16 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 13 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #304 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 34 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #48 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #72 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #50 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #7 | black slime glob | 19 |
| #24 | blue tulip | 20 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #19 | coal snakeskin | 5 |
| #12 | complex alien plant sample | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #15 | diamondback skin | 11 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eldritch distillate | 86 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #29 | eldritch mushroom | 5 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥉 | extra-strength goo | 57 |
| #10 | fascinating alien plant sample | 1 |
| #6 | fascinating alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #7 | frigid derringer | 645 |
| #23 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| 🥉 | gnawed-up dog bone | 11 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #16 | grizzled bearskin | 7 |
| #6 | grue egg omelette | 249 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #4 | mime army rations | 86 |
| #4 | mime army wine | 86 |
| #6 | mimeplasm | 31 |
| #15 | mountain lion skin | 11 |
| #43 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot live wire | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #41 | murderbot monofilament | 1 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #39 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot spring injector | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #28 | plain snowcone | 111 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #34 | pocket wish | 123 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #55 | red tulip | 9 |
| 🥇 | sea truffle | 4,000 |
| #35 | spant chitin | 1 |
| #15 | spant egg casing | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #36 | spant tendon | 1 |
| #6 | van key | 1,787 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #81 | white tulip | 4 |