| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #61 | Clara's bell | 10 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #66 | El Vibrato restraints | 4 |
| #61 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #83 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #234 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #21 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #23 | red-hot knucklebone | 4 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1382 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #646 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #1418 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #1562 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #1492 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #44 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |