| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #136 | Chroner | 667 |
| #96 | Coinspiracy | 25 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #79 | Freddy Kruegerand | 163 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #358 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 20 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #41 | Okee-Dokee soda | 30 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #18 | Spacegate Research | 3,864 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #282 | eldritch effluvium | 18 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #701 | empty agua de vida bottle | 122 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #59 | replica bat-oomerang | 9 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1281 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #48 | sprinkles | 18,307 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |