#236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
#120 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 2 |
#51 | Aggressive Carrot | 18 |
#837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
#618 | BURT | 1 |
#845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
#3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
#11 | Batfellow comic | 20 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
#157 | Boris's key lime pie | 8 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
#907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#161 | Crimbo candied pecan | 119 |
#161 | Crimbo fudge | 131 |
#50 | Crimbo paste | 3 |
#162 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 125 |
#132 | Crimbo pie | 25 |
#22 | Crimbo salad | 25 |
#24 | Crimbojito | 29 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
#246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
#1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
#164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
#22 | Gin Mint | 14 |
#131 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
#15 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 9 |
#12 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 10 |
🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 9 |
#59 | Hell ramen | 187 |
#5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
#37 | Holiday Fun! | 116 |
#64 | How to Avoid Scams | 45 |
#232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
#149 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 8 |
#169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
#93 | Knob jelly donut | 3 |
#6 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 2 |
#15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
#9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
#10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
#977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
#835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
#887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
#746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
#980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
#995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
#576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
#914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
#1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
#948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
#957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
#27 | Mint Yulep | 10 |
#43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
#155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
#6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
#15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#203 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 3 |
#39 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 12 |
#21 | Tequiz Navidad | 11 |
#82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
#12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
#21 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 3 |
#48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
#121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
#128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
#10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
#19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#217 | Valentine | 150 |
#20 | Vodka Matryoshka | 11 |
#6 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 42 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#15 | Yummy Tummy bean | 31,966 |
#122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
#44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
#733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
#622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
#533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
#714 | antique record album | 2 |
#382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
#1304 | baconstone | 5 |
#82 | badass pie | 2 |
#85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
#20 | bark rootbeer | 28 |
#115 | batarang | 1 |
#1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
#42 | bean burrito | 92 |
#42 | beanbag chair | 21 |
#21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
#15 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 6 |
#724 | black candy heart | 3 |
#135 | black friar's tonsure | 2 |
#2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#437 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
#345 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 5 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
#13 | bottle of Professor Beer | 16 |
#807 | box of sunshine | 351 |
#19 | bread line | 26 |
#237 | brick | 164 |
#24 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 42 |
#35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
#112 | censored can label | 1 |
#99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
#78 | cherry pie | 16 |
#221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
#458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
#521 | chrome sword | 1 |
#1631 | club necklace | 4 |
#30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
#11 | communal gobstopper | 46 |
#124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
#47 | cool jelly donut | 2 |
#335 | cream pie | 2 |
#95 | crident | 1 |
#36 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
#109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
#96 | death blossom | 5 |
#41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
#40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
#28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
#224 | digital key lime pie | 3 |
#1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
#1311 | dollhive | 2 |
#131 | dry noodles | 1,417 |
#1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#79 | enchanted bean | 85 |
#48 | enchanted bean burrito | 44 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
#144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
#552 | flavored foot massage oil | 32 |
#26 | flower petal pie | 65 |
#841 | fudge lily | 1 |
#161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
#690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
#115 | golden twig | 2 |
#28 | grandfather watch | 2 |
#13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
#321 | green candy heart | 73 |
🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
#78 | grimy lab coat | 4 |
#1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
#630 | hellion cube | 4 |
#18 | hemp candy necklace | 41 |
#31 | hermit factoid | 25 |
#57 | hill of beans | 776 |
#245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
#135 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 90 |
#161 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 4 |
#63 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 19 |
#118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
#45 | jumping bean burrito | 56 |
#468 | lavender candy heart | 31 |
#837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#118 | leather glove | 1 |
#590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#33 | marshmallow | 6,871 |
#1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
#40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
#18 | numberwang | 1 |
#676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
#789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#248 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
#106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
#154 | old sweatpants | 447 |
#4 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 17 |
#25 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 10 |
#34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
#12 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 7 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#631 | orange candy heart | 20 |
#17 | overloaded micro-reactor | 714 |
#19 | pair of plants | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#104 | peach pie | 7 |
#19 | peppermint patty | 12 |
#104 | peppermint sprout | 20 |
#55 | peppermint twist | 5 |
#169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
#435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
#390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
#225 | pile of candy | 41 |
#83 | pile of jumping beans | 52 |
#559 | pink candy heart | 20 |
#16 | pitted sheet metal | 712 |
#1145 | porquoise | 5 |
#622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
#976 | pretty flower | 23 |
#107 | prismatic wad | 86 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
#73 | pumpkin pie | 3 |
#260 | purple pixel pie | 2 |
#80 | question juice | 1 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
#14 | red ale | 33 |
#17 | red armband | 2 |
🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
#2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#181 | red striped oyster egg | 14 |
#119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
#424 | roasted marshmallow | 70 |
#362 | roll of toilet paper | 253 |
#132 | rose | 18 |
#708 | royal jelly | 3 |
#208 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
#72 | s'more | 1,039 |
#38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
#232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
#66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
#30 | shrapnel jelly donut | 4 |
#126 | skeleton | 1 |
#33 | skeleton quiche | 3 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#174 | snowball | 3 |
#2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
#16 | sparking robo-battery | 795 |
#127 | spicy jerky stick | 1 |
#44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
#22 | strawberry pie | 223 |
#2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
#3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
#2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
#1795 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
#3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
#3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
#729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
#2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
#587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
#3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
#3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
#1278 | stuffed key | 28 |
#1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
#3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
#1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
#1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
#3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
#2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
#3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
#2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
#3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
#1713 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
#1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
#1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
#2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
#424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
#285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
#46 | thyme jelly donut | 3 |
#13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
#102 | time halo | 2 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 8 |
#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
#434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#101 | turtle mud | 1 |
#141 | twinkly wad | 2,852 |
#391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
#168 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
#189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
#186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
#479 | warbear battery | 1 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
#118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
#314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
#193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
#169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
#180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
#436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
#45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#209 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
#322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
#378 | warbear whosit | 202 |
#82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
#543 | white candy heart | 25 |
#61 | wind-up spider | 2 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#595 | yellow candy heart | 32 |
#542 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#245 | yellow striped oyster egg | 10 |