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| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #86 | CSA all-purpose soap | 33 |
| #126 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #300 | Cloaca grenade | 59 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #472 | Gnollish toolbox | 5 |
| #1217 | Imp Ale | 30 |
| #54 | Junk-Bond | 3 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #905 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #364 | Monstar energy beverage | 9 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #199 | backwoods screwdriver | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #246 | banana | 25 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #599 | blackberry | 6 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #203 | bloody beer | 106 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #289 | bone flute | 3 |
| #591 | bottle of gin | 20 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #921 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #980 | bottle of tequila | 6 |
| #763 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #287 | bubblin' crude | 28 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #245 | carbonated soy milk | 17 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #556 | cherry | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #146 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #407 | didgeridooka | 5 |
| #1324 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #282 | disembodied brain | 13 |
| #614 | disintegrating quill pen | 4 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1090 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #222 | fat loot token | 13 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #701 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #411 | frilly skirt | 8 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #526 | grapefruit | 5 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #873 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #749 | herbs | 5 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1215 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14 |
| #1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #82 | jagged scrap metal | 8 |
| #6 | jar of frostigkraut | 1 |
| #698 | lemon | 23 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #181 | loadstone | 4 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1137 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #318 | margarita | 4 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1162 | old sweatpants | 28 |
| #545 | olive | 9 |
| #776 | orange | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #455 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #333 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #81 | possibility potion | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #106 | pygmy briefs | 2 |
| #424 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #258 | sangria | 2 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #142 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #771 | smart skull | 5 |
| #157 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #418 | strawberry | 29 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #57 | tangle of copper wire | 3 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #467 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #190 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #141 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #365 | tomato | 102 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #255 | white rice | 5 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #318 | wonderwall shield | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |