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| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #86 | CSA all-purpose soap | 33 |
| #127 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #300 | Cloaca grenade | 59 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #645 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #472 | Gnollish toolbox | 5 |
| #1220 | Imp Ale | 30 |
| #56 | Junk-Bond | 3 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #903 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #2765 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #364 | Monstar energy beverage | 9 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #198 | backwoods screwdriver | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #244 | banana | 25 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #599 | blackberry | 6 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #203 | bloody beer | 106 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #290 | bone flute | 3 |
| #594 | bottle of gin | 20 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #923 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #979 | bottle of tequila | 6 |
| #762 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #292 | bubblin' crude | 28 |
| #903 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #245 | carbonated soy milk | 17 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #559 | cherry | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1072 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #149 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #407 | didgeridooka | 5 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #281 | disembodied brain | 13 |
| #614 | disintegrating quill pen | 4 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1173 | duct tape | 15 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1092 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #222 | fat loot token | 13 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #702 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #410 | frilly skirt | 8 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #826 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #526 | grapefruit | 5 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #874 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #748 | herbs | 5 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #342 | hot plate | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1214 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14 |
| #1368 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #83 | jagged scrap metal | 8 |
| #6 | jar of frostigkraut | 1 |
| #697 | lemon | 23 |
| #1115 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #183 | loadstone | 4 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1146 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #320 | margarita | 4 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1166 | old sweatpants | 28 |
| #547 | olive | 9 |
| #776 | orange | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #454 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #332 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #83 | possibility potion | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #106 | pygmy briefs | 2 |
| #428 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #101 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #770 | smart skull | 5 |
| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #419 | strawberry | 29 |
| #577 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #292 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #57 | tangle of copper wire | 3 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #465 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 20 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #366 | tomato | 102 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #256 | white rice | 5 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #317 | wonderwall shield | 2 |
| #782 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |