| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #99 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #391 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 9 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #474 | box | 18 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #39 | enormous belt buckle | 227 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #779 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |