| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #39 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #258 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #269 | Misty Robe | 4 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #69 | broken carburetor | 3 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #323 | figurine of a sleek seal | 7 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #333 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #629 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #372 | hellseal claw | 53 |
| #328 | hellseal whisker | 50 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #111 | loadstone | 10 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #646 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #975 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #421 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #378 | seal-clubbing club | 93 |
| #360 | seal-skull helmet | 31 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #99 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #106 | stepmom's booze | 2 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #188 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |