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| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #246 | Jack-in-the-box | 24 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #927 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #206 | Red Rover BB gun | 19 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 28 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #89 | Ze™ goggles | 61 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #251 | designer handbag | 11 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #250 | garish pinky ring | 18 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #360 | giant designer sunglasses | 12 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #505 | gold wedding ring | 7 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #247 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #145 | old sweatpants | 481 |
| #147 | peanut brittle shield | 25 |
| #31 | pool torpedo | 206 |
| #80 | red-and-green sweater | 34 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #22 | soggy used band-aid | 185 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1079 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1131 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 36 |
| #1149 | stuffed Meat | 37 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed key | 215 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed mink | 110 |
| #1289 | stuffed monocle | 31 |
| #649 | stuffed teddy butler | 75 |
| #620 | stuffed tin of caviar | 77 |
| #426 | stuffed treasure chest | 134 |
| #65 | stylish swimsuit | 86 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |