| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #43 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2278 | Crimbuck | 17 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #47 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 4 |
| #22 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 6 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #13 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #59 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #62 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #87 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #900 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #722 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #355 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 26 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #148 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #54 | book of facts | 2 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #61 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #195 | cabooze | 5 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #53 | cannonbomb | 12 |
| #284 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #14 | d12 | 2,664 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #194 | freightcake | 5 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #175 | government cheese | 14 |
| #44 | government-issue identification badge | 14 |
| #134 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #23 | new-in-box toy Cupid bow | 1 |
| #24 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #56 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #224 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #78 | space junk | 57 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 2 |
| #194 | ten-leaf clover | 138 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |