| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #155 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2276 | Crimbuck | 17 |
| #47 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 4 |
| #22 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 6 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 6 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #283 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #517 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #109 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #148 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #53 | cannonbomb | 12 |
| #14 | d12 | 2,664 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #224 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #127 | space junk | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #194 | ten-leaf clover | 138 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |