| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #158 | Hollandaise helmet | 60 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #166 | breakfast mess | 4 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #487 | disco ball | 66 |
| #546 | disco mask | 47 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #620 | helmet turtle | 54 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #155 | mariachi hat | 60 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | old sweatpants | 102 |
| #324 | pasta spoon | 89 |
| #330 | ravioli hat | 88 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #536 | saucepan | 73 |
| #500 | seal-clubbing club | 57 |
| #230 | seal-skull helmet | 75 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #452 | stolen accordion | 85 |
| #449 | strawberry | 24 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #145 | tiny bowler | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #429 | turtle totem | 91 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #86 | warbear whosit | 2,752 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |