| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbo Credit | 402 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #87 | FunFunds™ | 19 |
| #231 | Game Grid ticket | 6 |
| #474 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #490 | Microplushie: Bropane | 18 |
| #445 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 7 |
| #475 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 8 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #391 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 19 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 214 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 21 |
| #448 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 11 |
| #587 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 14 |
| #524 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1576 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #60 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #45 | butterfly knife | 10 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #117 | chisel | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #153 | fat loot token | 25 |
| #921 | filthy lucre | 33 |
| #56 | frozen seal spine | 2 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #511 | hellseal claw | 5 |
| #485 | hellseal whisker | 6 |
| #717 | hobo nickel | 189 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #64 | keel-haulin' knife | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #45 | leechknife | 2 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1647 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #7 | red red wine | 7,441 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #579 | rocky raccoon | 7 |
| #761 | sabre teeth | 2 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #171 | sand dollar | 93 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #79 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #155 | sneaky wrapping paper | 4 |
| #133 | soap knife | 3 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1643 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #4208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #6940 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1913 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4578 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4584 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4162 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #592 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3262 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3619 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #1404 | stuffed key | 24 |
| #1042 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2136 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1979 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #7033 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1560 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #7846 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6912 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6930 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1967 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2681 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2056 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #109 | throwing knife | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #765 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6191 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #63 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #20 | toy taijijian | 6 |
| #140 | trout fang | 1 |
| #116 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #163 | useless powder | 1,277 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |