| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #1135 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 69 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #775 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #779 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #228 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 64 |
| #292 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 51 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #214 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 71 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #564 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1420 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #472 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1820 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #526 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #700 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #519 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #775 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #49 | special clip: graveburpers | 1 |
| #43 | special clip: splatterers | 4 |
| #40 | special clip: squelchers | 8 |
| #51 | special clip: tracers | 1 |
| #38 | special clip: wailers | 7 |
| #942 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #3153 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7838 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1467 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6183 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #956 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3958 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7052 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8886 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #504 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4231 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1101 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #690 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2901 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #862 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #852 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3338 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #4851 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #712 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #860 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6204 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #80 | warbear battery | 30 |
| #57 | warbear beeping telegram | 18 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #183 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 7 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #252 | warbear liquid overcoat | 2 |
| #97 | warbear metalworking primer | 11 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #64 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 2 |
| #98 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 13 |
| #193 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 7 |
| #218 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #54 | warbear wardance potion | 37 |