| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #74 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 69 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #228 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 64 |
| #292 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 51 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #214 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 71 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #540 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #46 | special clip: graveburpers | 1 |
| #41 | special clip: splatterers | 4 |
| #39 | special clip: squelchers | 8 |
| #49 | special clip: tracers | 1 |
| #37 | special clip: wailers | 7 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #81 | warbear battery | 30 |
| #57 | warbear beeping telegram | 18 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #183 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 7 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #252 | warbear liquid overcoat | 2 |
| #97 | warbear metalworking primer | 11 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #64 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 2 |
| #99 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 13 |
| #193 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 7 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #54 | warbear wardance potion | 37 |