| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #237 | Crimbo Credit | 40 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 11 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #240 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 11 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 11 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 11 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 11 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 11 |
| #237 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 11 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 11 |
| #236 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11 |
| #20 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #41 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 106 |
| #358 | Goodfella contract | 85 |
| #53 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 96 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #53 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 93 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 35 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #110 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #96 | asbestos sword hilt | 3 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #69 | beer-scented teddy bear | 16 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #555 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #349 | black striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #341 | blue plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #362 | blue striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #238 | bottle of fire | 28 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #159 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #72 | comfy pillow | 10 |
| #158 | cylindrical mold | 11 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #63 | decomposed boot | 23 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 11 |
| #113 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 11 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 11 |
| #120 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 11 |
| #112 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 11 |
| #120 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 11 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 11 |
| #118 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 11 |
| #119 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 11 |
| #154 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 7 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 11 |
| #109 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 11 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #753 | felt | 12 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #27 | giant driftwood sculpture | 8 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #85 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 11 |
| #753 | googly eye | 17 |
| #104 | high-energy mining laser | 15 |
| #55 | hobo nickel | 4,688 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #475 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #53 | lavender striped oyster egg | 29 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #91 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #42 | lint | 249 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #225 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #346 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #108 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
| #319 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #324 | puce paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #85 | puce plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #441 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #287 | puce striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #572 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #94 | radiation-resistant helmet | 17 |
| #140 | red paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #101 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3115 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #947 | stuffing | 9 |
| #165 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #2499 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2901 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2535 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2729 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2232 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #42 | warbear officer requisition box | 20 |
| #63 | warbear requisition box | 100 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #66 | warbear wardance potion | 33 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #125 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #47 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 40 |
| #339 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #212 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #112 | yellow striped oyster egg | 18 |