| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #104 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 713 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 25 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |