| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #69 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 40 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #1865 | Crimbuck | 63 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #81 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #33 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #362 | Microplushie: Bropane | 28 |
| #401 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
| #358 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #356 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 22 |
| #335 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 37 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 23 |
| #388 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 30 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #300 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 34 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #23 | buzzard feather | 15 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #61 | confusing LED clock | 188 |
| #510 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #103 | donated booze | 206 |
| #124 | donated candy | 118 |
| #107 | donated food | 196 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #180 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #509 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1086 | stuffed Meat | 40 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2122 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #670 | stuffed key | 83 |
| #347 | stuffed martini | 28 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #1138 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1169 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1094 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #1371 | stuffed tin of caviar | 28 |
| #893 | stuffed treasure chest | 55 |
| #1527 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #101 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |