| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #69 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 40 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #1870 | Crimbuck | 63 |
| #129 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #91 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #32 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #157 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #365 | Microplushie: Bropane | 28 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #296 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
| #362 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #359 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 22 |
| #336 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 37 |
| #217 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #280 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 23 |
| #391 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 30 |
| #417 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 34 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #564 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #840 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #993 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1820 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #526 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1273 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #135 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #23 | buzzard feather | 15 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1025 | club necklace | 7 |
| #61 | confusing LED clock | 188 |
| #511 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #104 | donated booze | 206 |
| #130 | donated candy | 118 |
| #111 | donated food | 196 |
| #1830 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #533 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #181 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #42 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #116 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #511 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1125 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #904 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #1112 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #2409 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2071 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1093 | stuffed Meat | 40 |
| #5717 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3009 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2418 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2134 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1621 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2131 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2113 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #676 | stuffed key | 83 |
| #352 | stuffed martini | 28 |
| #2387 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #1144 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1178 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #2603 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3108 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2100 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1989 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1099 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #1377 | stuffed tin of caviar | 28 |
| #896 | stuffed treasure chest | 55 |
| #1532 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #104 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |