| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1183 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1270 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #136 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 50 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #189 | annoying pitchfork | 14 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #698 | drywall axe | 16 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #601 | giant discarded plastic fork | 16 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1549 | grue egg | 16 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #336 | length of string | 36 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #86 | mushroom fermenting solution | 80 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #139 | spooky bicycle chain | 14 |
| #144 | spooky cosmetics bag | 14 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #290 | toy wheel | 32 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |