| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #685 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #859 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 7 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #246 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 18 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1260 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #305 | black pension check | 11 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #321 | burst hellseal brain | 16 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #690 | cocoa egg | 9 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #79 | creepy voodoo doll | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #911 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1322 | fudgecule | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #356 | old coin purse | 13 |
| #547 | old leather wallet | 3 |
| #71 | ornate ancient cursed key | 4 |
| #542 | pack of pogs | 30 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #311 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #414 | sunken chest | 29 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 27 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 14 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 8 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 28 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 12 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 29 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 38 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 9 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 27 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 13 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 9 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 26 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 10 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #230 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 19 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 27 |
| #267 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 16 |
| #137 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 28 |
| #233 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 18 |
| #198 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 21 |
| #202 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 21 |
| #136 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 29 |
| #161 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 24 |
| #173 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 23 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #115 | tiny plastic fire servant | 18 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 29 |
| #143 | tiny plastic moneybee | 28 |
| #160 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 25 |
| #238 | tiny plastic peacannon | 10 |
| #235 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 10 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #138 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 15 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #299 | torn hellseal sinew | 15 |
| #1284 | valuable trinket | 28 |