| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #799 | Crown of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #137 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #61 | can of the cheapest beer | 2 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #163 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #155 | mandarina colada | 4 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #34 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |