| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #801 | Crown of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1728 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #857 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #136 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #61 | can of the cheapest beer | 2 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1817 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #164 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #155 | mandarina colada | 4 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #35 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #149 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #191 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |