Dignitary

RankItemQuantity
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#934Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2743Drowsy Sword1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1203Instant Karma1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
🥇Loathing Legion tattoo needle1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#632NPZR chemistry set1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#971St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket4
#10The Groose in the Hoose1
#9The Kloop in the Coop1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
🥇Toot Oriole care package1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
🥇all-year sucker1
#6540badass belt2
#1206bit of clingfilm2
#343blue class ring8
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#6255box of sunshine3
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#1926duct tape3
#4233easter egg balloon2
#1641facsimile dictionary2
#707fake hand34
#1648filthy lucre5
#513green clay bead12
#4475grue egg2
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#4484handful of confetti2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1680heart of the volcano1
#71infant sandworm1
#179less-than-three-shaped box1
#141llama lama cria1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
🥉nest egg1
#2848obsidian dagger2
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
🥈perfectly ordinary frog2
#405pink clay bead30
#1613pork elf goodies sack1
#392purple clay bead6
#1730really dense meat stack1
#304red class ring38
#788sawblade shield2
#128smiling rat2
🥇space trooper helmet1
#3299spectre scepter2
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1580towel2
#255tropical wrapping paper4
#1543unusual disco ball1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#297white class ring28

Wow, that's 249 items total!

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