| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion tattoo needle | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #969 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #709 | fake hand | 34 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #509 | green clay bead | 12 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | perfectly ordinary frog | 2 |
| #401 | pink clay bead | 30 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #295 | red class ring | 38 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #290 | white class ring | 28 |