| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 22 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #289 | green gummi ingot | 118 |
| #286 | red gummi ingot | 118 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #6 | root beer | 90 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #138 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 50 |
| #190 | warbear whosit | 1,000 |
| #280 | yellow gummi ingot | 118 |