| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2886 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1057 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1199 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #704 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #1148 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #656 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #136 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #671 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #996 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1479 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #429 | goth kid t-shirt | 9 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1646 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3245 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #272 | imp unity ring | 6 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1423 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1850 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #749 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #1039 | pail | 6 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #665 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #295 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #261 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #211 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #169 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #265 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #228 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #261 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1016 | red class ring | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #663 | roll of toilet paper | 105 |
| #3659 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #301 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1677 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #2379 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5603 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #144 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1408 | useless powder | 11 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #805 | white class ring | 4 |
| #249 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 5 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #395 | wool hat | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |