| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #704 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #137 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #429 | goth kid t-shirt | 9 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #272 | imp unity ring | 6 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #743 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #212 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 5 |
| #169 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #661 | roll of toilet paper | 105 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #300 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #144 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1406 | useless powder | 11 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #249 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 5 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #394 | wool hat | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |