| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #15 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 101 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #582 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 880 |
| #18 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 995 |
| #6 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 36 |
| #18 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 963 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #48 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 470 |
| #36 | ammonite fossil | 149 |
| #112 | bananagate | 56 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #7 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 134 |
| #26 | belemnite fossil | 185 |
| #34 | blank fudge mold | 15 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥉 | blue raspberry troll doll | 12 |
| #72 | bottle of bubbles | 168 |
| #7 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 120 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| 🥉 | cinnamon troll doll | 11 |
| #13 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 66 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #58 | designer handbag | 31 |
| #95 | diamond necklace | 41 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #240 | fudge lily | 26 |
| #6 | fudge pocket square | 12 |
| #596 | fudgecule | 1,000 |
| #5 | fudgecycle | 35 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | grape troll doll | 10 |
| #209 | green gummi ingot | 161 |
| #6 | gummi bowtie | 12 |
| #156 | heart necklace | 32 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #27 | jerky coins | 1,000 |
| #120 | kumquartz | 53 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #442 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| 🥉 | lime supersucker | 548 |
| #9 | lollipop cufflinks | 9 |
| #580 | lollipop stick | 34 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #664 | pack of pogs | 14 |
| #155 | pearidot | 44 |
| #8 | phish stick | 192 |
| #12 | pog #01 (spider) | 346 |
| #10 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 353 |
| #10 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 355 |
| #9 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 365 |
| #11 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 341 |
| #10 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 354 |
| #10 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 338 |
| #11 | pog #08 (hellion) | 346 |
| #11 | pog #09 (pirate) | 299 |
| #10 | pog #10 (hobo) | 349 |
| #5 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 387 |
| 🥉 | powdered candy sushi set | 269 |
| #202 | red gummi ingot | 167 |
| #11 | ridiculous belt | 7 |
| #4 | ridiculous cocktail | 201 |
| #11 | ridiculous earring | 6 |
| #7 | ridiculous sandwich | 111 |
| #13 | ridiculous sunglasses | 6 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #142 | smoking grass | 644 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #14 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 51 |
| #145 | strawberyl | 49 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #156 | sucker scaffold | 74 |
| #71 | superheated fudge | 68 |
| #6 | sweet mochi ball | 540 |
| #7 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 128 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 9 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 17 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #9 | tiny plastic trollipop | 34 |
| #154 | tourmalime | 45 |
| #14 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 51 |
| #37 | trilobite fossil | 171 |
| #55 | wind-up meatcar | 219 |
| #322 | yellow gummi ingot | 102 |