| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #661 | spectre scepter | 50 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |