| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #118 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 25 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 41 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #23 | black eyedrops | 27 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #679 | handful of confetti | 60 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 111 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |