| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #119 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 25 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 41 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #23 | black eyedrops | 27 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #683 | handful of confetti | 60 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #353 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #139 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 111 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |