| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #421 | Chroner | 20 |
| #503 | FDKOL commendation | 229 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 14 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 93 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 68 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 10 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #56 | Wrecked Generator | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | empty agua de vida bottle | 26 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #160 | grue egg | 125 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #322 | old sweatpants | 232 |
| #215 | pink clay bead | 92 |
| #107 | purple clay bead | 43 |
| #335 | red class ring | 31 |
| #365 | s'more | 9 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |