| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #867 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #233 | eldritch effluvium | 52 |
| #89 | eldritch ichor | 21 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #1002 | fudgecule | 88 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #1914 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #142 | kumquat supersucker | 5 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #531 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #373 | molten brick | 7 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #61 | pear supersucker | 12 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #209 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #404 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #484 | red gummi ingot | 46 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #815 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #71 | strawberry supersucker | 10 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2393 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2748 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear drone codes | 24 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #82 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 14 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |