ucdoorman

RankItemQuantity
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#272Bit O' Ectoplasm9
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1037Cold Hots candy2
#1074Crimboween memo10
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1165Ent cider1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#729Mob Penguin cellular phone22
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#819Mr. Mediocrebar61
#117Now and Earlier50
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#733Rock Pops71
#1256Time Juice2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1625Valentine5
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#407alphabet gum3
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#679anniversary balloon1
#769aspirin1
#358bätzle1
#1308baconstone5
#1591ball2
#825banana3
#338banana cream pie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#269black velvet box1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#276bow2
#6256box of sunshine3
#696broken cellular phone1
#300can of Red Minotaur14
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#558candied kobold5
#1129candied yams7
#1299candy cane25
#3108candy stake2
#170cheap plastic bottle opener32
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#3274club necklace1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#728dill49
#1263doll house2
#323duck-on-a-string7
#2363eggnog2
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#2393felt1
#303fez of etymology1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#67foie gras39
#786fruitcake27
#1304ghost cucumber13
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#1745gingerbread horror4
#481googly eye28
#1068green beer8
#898green candy heart3
#2400hamethyst1
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#3382heart necklace1
#1138herbal stuffing6
#258hot buttered roll1
#103hot stuffing3
#741iron pasta spoon5
#820kite9
#1166lavender candy heart1
#630length of string18
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#577mafia aria35
#1086marionette1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#1071orange candy heart2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#2716pet rock1
#910pink candy heart3
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#420plastic passion fruit3
#623pretty bouquet1
#1810pretty flower2
#342questionable taco1
#866rag doll2
#9red traffic cone1
#515redrum1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#833spooky hockey mask2
#1260stone of eXtreme power2
#614string of blue beads20
#583string of green beads21
#738string of red beads16
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#5714stuffed angry cow5
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#5191stuffed cocoabo6
#490stuffed doppelshifter28
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#4952stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#987stuffed gray blob19
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#3374stuffed mind flayer13
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#5355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#5328stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#2643stuffing1
#719support cummerbund7
#2033teddy bear1
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#1512tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2259tiny plastic angry goat8
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#1835tiny plastic barrrnacle10
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2859tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#1813tiny plastic cocoabo10
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1830tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#3312tiny plastic levitating potato5
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#1272tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#2068top1
#477tortoise's blessing3
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#998vinegar21
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#586white collar1
#1221wooden block1
#1183yellow candy heart2
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2364yo-yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 1,099 items total!

what items are this player missing?