| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1026 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #105 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 8 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 28 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #122 | caustic slime nodule | 3 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #461 | gold wedding ring | 9 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #17 | mushroom slab | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |