| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #212 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 16 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1259 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | ancient calendar fragment | 2,662 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #99 | antique beer | 4 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #176 | beavermouth | 17 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #117 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #174 | grilled mooseflank | 8 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #54 | hot watered rum | 101 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #199 | mooseflank | 9 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #171 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 6 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #175 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 6 |
| #174 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #165 | pog #10 (hobo) | 7 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #46 | runny fermented egg | 5 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5196 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #336 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #52 | yule gruel | 101 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |