| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1598 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #83 | anticheese | 206 |
| #182 | awful poetry journal | 1,004 |
| #326 | baconstone | 24 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #892 | box of sunshine | 291 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #365 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #453 | porquoise | 17 |
Wow, that's 1,614 items total!
what items are this player missing?