| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1329 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #250 | Hippy Army MPE | 25 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #688 | bat guano | 5 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #348 | deodorant | 6 |
| #366 | disintegrating quill pen | 15 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #181 | festive sausage | 15 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #768 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #70 | holiday cheese log | 32 |
| #289 | inkwell | 14 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #50 | space jam | 19 |
| #1859 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1338 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #2517 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #291 | tattered scrap of paper | 17 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #45 | toe jam | 19 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #48 | traffic jam | 19 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |