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RankItemQuantity
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#159BRAINS shorts8
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#479Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#790Microplushie: Bropane4
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#749Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#774Microplushie: Gothochondria4
#790Microplushie: Hippylase5
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#781Microplushie: Otakulone5
#835Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#673Microplushie: Sororitrate7
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#845Spooky Surprise Egg2
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#246Thwaitgold cockroach statuette3
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#1951Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#284ammonite fossil17
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#684baggie of powdered sugar15
#305balloon helmet1
#105balloon shield1
#312balloon sword1
#395big bass drum1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#241black plastic oyster egg18
#727black sword1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#964bloody clown pants1
#429bone flute1
#235brigand brittle1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#185clown wig1
#777cold ninja mask1
#98compressed air canister1
#334dented harmonica3
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#132dolphin whistle1
#813drab sonata1
#581drum machine3
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#585figurine of a slippery seal1
#202flayed mind1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#230gold toothbrush1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#428grassy cutlass1
#241green drunki-bear1
#126green gummi ingot266
#201gummi salamander1
#324half-sized guitar1
#302handful of honey10
#439hideous egg5
#426icy-hot katana1
#297infernal fife2
#197kobold kibble1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#125machetito1
#397magic whistle1
#247makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#142meat st‰¿bing club1
#858ninja hot pants1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#218pack of pogs88
#102paperclip cape1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#376plastic guitar2
#224pointy red hat1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#437ram horns3
#489rave whistle1
#130red gummi ingot262
#356red paisley oyster egg9
#243skelelton spine1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#900sweet mochi ball1
#351tambourine1
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#565tiny plastic Beebee King4
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#656tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter6
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#747tiny plastic Crimbo elf13
#881tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer11
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#825tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#1761tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#611tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist7
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#1264tiny plastic Iiti Kitty6
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#421tiny plastic Norville Rogers10
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#482tiny plastic Queen Bee5
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#764tiny plastic Scott the Miner5
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#297tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo10
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#367tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer7
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#592tiny plastic angry space marine7
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#605tiny plastic batbugbear7
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#987tiny plastic bee swarm3
#652tiny plastic beebee gunners6
#592tiny plastic beebee queue7
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#589tiny plastic black ops bugbear7
#363tiny plastic blazing bat12
#3304tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#1130tiny plastic bugaboo2
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1502tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#665tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear6
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#676tiny plastic mumblebee6
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#589tiny plastic peacannon4
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#482tiny plastic spiderbugbear5
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#941tiny plastic sweet nutcracker10
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#684tiny plastic the Free Man3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1771tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#158tuning fork1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#1245wolf mask1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#105yellow polka-dot oyster egg17

Wow, that's 1,323 items total!

what items are this player missing?