| #123 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #47 | Boulevardier cocktail | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #251 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 9 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #40 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 7 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #20 | Jamaican coffee | 21 |
| #140 | Misty Cloak | 12 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #78 | antique machete | 12 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #30 | cabooze | 12 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #221 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #110 | corned beet | 3 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #16 | flask of egggrog | 18 |
| #226 | freightcake | 4 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #280 | ghost of a necklace | 12 |
| #414 | giant discarded bottlecap | 12 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #482 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #22 | hot wine | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #33 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #413 | pool cue | 13 |
| #32 | primitive candy cane | 7 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #72 | salted mutton | 5 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |