| #124 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #49 | Boulevardier cocktail | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #257 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 9 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1086 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #40 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 7 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #22 | Jamaican coffee | 21 |
| #140 | Misty Cloak | 12 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #76 | antique machete | 12 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | cabooze | 12 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #119 | corned beet | 3 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #19 | flask of egggrog | 18 |
| #227 | freightcake | 4 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #284 | ghost of a necklace | 12 |
| #417 | giant discarded bottlecap | 12 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #484 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2125 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #25 | hot wine | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #40 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #415 | pool cue | 13 |
| #33 | primitive candy cane | 7 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #80 | salted mutton | 5 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #243 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |