Musclenator

RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#8512-ball3
#10813-ball2
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#10775-ball2
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#17788-ball3
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#270BRAINS shorts3
#420BRICKO brick8
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#443Blood Light5
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#232Boris's key lime1
#924Boris's ring1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#754Crimbo pie1
#187D roll40
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#23Gene Tonic: Pirate1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#12Knob Goblin steroids1,594
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#26Mayodiol1
#28Mayoflex1
#13Mayonex18
#6Mayozapine25
#300Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses3
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#218Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#472The Cooler Out of Space2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#432acid-squirting flower7
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
🥇all-year sucker1
#622alphabet gum1
#127amber aviator shades1
#436ammonite fossil10
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#194ancient spice13
#252ancient stone fist1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#42angst burger199
#851anniversary gift box5
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#655antique greaves3
#623antique helmet4
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#556antique shield6
#694antique spear3
#56antique spyglass1
#372armgun3
#87arrowgram55
#120asbestos sword hilt2
#885asparagus knife2
#643asshat1
#1659awful poetry journal3
#1545baby killer bee2
#517bacon bath ball1
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#87banana milkshake1
#707bar skin8
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#186barskin tent1
#49bartender skull1
#231bat haggis1
#216bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#784batblade1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#312bazookafish bubble gum3
#288beach glass necklace1
#282beanbag chair1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#212bed of coals4
#673beer helmet1
#725beer lens1
#977belemnite fossil1
#272big bass drum3
#552big red clown nose8
#729bilge wine2
#377bird rib1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#694black greaves1
#547black helmet2
#390black kettle drum1
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#727black sword1
#65blob of wood glue5
#874bloody beer2
#417bloody clown pants11
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#523booty chest charrrm5
#63booty chest charrrm bracelet2
#714bottle of bubbles1
#584bottle of gin21
#42bottle of moontan lotion1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#537bottle of popskull2
#199bottle of sake4
#181bottle of sewage schnapps44
#582bottle of tequila26
#44bottle of ultravitamins16
#528bottle of vodka22
#762bottle of whiskey20
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#484bowl of cottage cheese30
#223bowl of fishysoisse4
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#354box33
#5011box of sunshine7
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#990boxed wine5
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#247brains casserole1
#746briefcase1
#624broken sword1
#329brown sugar cane11
#864bubbly potion2
#529bugbear beanie9
#893bugbear bungguard2
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#420bum cheek32
#474bunch of square grapes3
#352bunny liver17
#374buoybottoms1
#383cactus fruit3
#534calle de miel1
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#592can of maces1
#412centipede eggs5
#209cookie cookie4
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#249cursed scrunchie3
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#192digital key lime pie5
#88dingy planks5
#140donated food114
#273drum of pomade4
#10enchanted barbell537
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#80extra-flat panini6
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#1086eyepatch1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#22folder (skull and crossbones)1
#88forbidden sausage3
#27funky junk key5
#93ghost pepper1
#349ghostly body paint10
#9giant jar of protein powder379
#196gilded ancient cursed chest1
#634gingerbread robot2
#22gnat lasagna19
#72gooey lava globs1
#323grapefruit20
#334grapes20
#132hamburger8
#1679heart of the volcano1
#223huge gold coin10
#98hushed puppy4
#105jar full of wind5
#160kiwi20
#725lemon20
#429lime20
#528magical pony: Dusk Shiny2
#394magical pony: Pearjack3
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#490magical pony: Shutterfly2
#423magical pony: Spectrum Dash3
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#73muddy pirate hat1
#327muffled muffuletta1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#289nega-mushroom1
#211neutron lollipop1
#300nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#478orange20
#191ornate ancient cursed chest1
#435petit 4.13
#190petit fortran4
#332pie man was not meant to eat2
#194pile of gold coins10
#681pirate shirt1
#69pirate tract5
#90plum20
#118popular tart1
#532press-on ribs1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#227raffle prize box1
#148rat appendix stir-fry1
#18ridiculous belt4
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#16ridiculous sunglasses5
#591ridiculously huge sword11
#199ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon11
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#112rusty compass1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#578savoy truffle1
#52shushed potatoes5
#106skeleton7
#82slimy chest1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#371sorority brain1
#485strawberry20
#5strongness elixir1,908
#1828stuffed Baron von Ratsworth15
#2115stuffed Cheshire bitten23
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2248stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech22
#2066stuffed Meat11
#2079stuffed angry cow24
#2167stuffed astral badger23
#2090stuffed baby gravy fairy25
#504stuffed can of asparagus8
#2132stuffed cocoabo23
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#480stuffed dodecapede8
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#2130stuffed frozen gravy fairy24
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#2195stuffed hand turkey23
#1688stuffed key14
#1681stuffed martini2
#1925stuffed mind flayer27
#2005stuffed mink12
#2479stuffed monocle6
#254stuffed ninja snowman21
#1861stuffed scary death orb28
#1394stuffed shoulder parrot14
#3213stuffed sleazy gravy fairy14
#2213stuffed snowy owl22
#2363stuffed spooky gravy fairy21
#2448stuffed stinky gravy fairy20
#2142stuffed teddy butler10
#2026stuffed tin of caviar12
#1625stuffed treasure chest16
#1975stuffed undead elbow macaroni26
#246stuffed zmobie5
#720sunken chest10
#964swashbuckling pants1
#279throwing bone2
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#120tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear32
#118tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type18
#82tiny plastic Beebee King23
#49tiny plastic Bugbear Captain16
#112tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter32
#68tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel24
#84tiny plastic Father McGruber36
#75tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist42
#83tiny plastic Norville Rogers40
#72tiny plastic Queen Bee25
#80tiny plastic Rene C. Corman11
#112tiny plastic Scott the Miner32
#82tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer22
#93tiny plastic angry space marine39
#138tiny plastic batbugbear26
#151tiny plastic bee swarm27
#131tiny plastic beebee gunners30
#113tiny plastic beebee queue31
#119tiny plastic black ops bugbear30
#96tiny plastic blazing bat34
#109tiny plastic bugaboo34
#95tiny plastic buzzerker37
#81tiny plastic cavebugbear43
#100tiny plastic fire servant20
#109tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear34
#105tiny plastic mumblebee35
#88tiny plastic peacannon22
#106tiny plastic the Free Man19
#486whisker pencil1
#38wood screw20

Wow, that's 7,270 items total!

what items are this player missing?