#640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
#774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
#1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
#848 | 2-ball | 3 |
#1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
#1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
#441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
#1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
#1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
#1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
#1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
#2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
#270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
#417 | BRICKO brick | 8 |
#68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
#64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
#62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
#4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
#588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#442 | Blood Light | 5 |
#533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
#230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
#926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
#588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
#82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
#189 | D roll | 40 |
#474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#12 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1,594 |
#44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
#24 | Mayodiol | 1 |
#28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
#299 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 3 |
#396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
#536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#430 | acid-squirting flower | 7 |
#1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
#125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
#436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
#218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
#194 | ancient spice | 13 |
#251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
#57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
#41 | angst burger | 199 |
#851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
#1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
#652 | antique greaves | 3 |
#620 | antique helmet | 4 |
#497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
#555 | antique shield | 6 |
#690 | antique spear | 3 |
#58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
#370 | armgun | 3 |
#87 | arrowgram | 55 |
#114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
#884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
#642 | asshat | 1 |
#1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
#1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
#519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
#429 | balaclava | 1 |
#304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
#86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#708 | bar skin | 8 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#185 | barskin tent | 1 |
#50 | bartender skull | 1 |
#228 | bat haggis | 1 |
#214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
#143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
#783 | batblade | 1 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#311 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
#286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
#282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
#454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
#212 | bed of coals | 4 |
#668 | beer helmet | 1 |
#723 | beer lens | 1 |
#975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#270 | big bass drum | 3 |
#551 | big red clown nose | 8 |
#726 | bilge wine | 2 |
#380 | bird rib | 1 |
#584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
#693 | black greaves | 1 |
#546 | black helmet | 2 |
#389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
#667 | black shield | 1 |
#855 | black snake skin | 1 |
#724 | black sword | 1 |
#67 | blob of wood glue | 5 |
#870 | bloody beer | 2 |
#417 | bloody clown pants | 11 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#428 | bone flute | 1 |
#664 | bone rattle | 1 |
#522 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
#62 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 2 |
#712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
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#43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
#420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
#537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
#197 | bottle of sake | 4 |
#181 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 44 |
#584 | bottle of tequila | 26 |
#44 | bottle of ultravitamins | 16 |
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#761 | bottle of whiskey | 20 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#485 | bowl of cottage cheese | 30 |
#223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
#289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
#355 | box | 33 |
#5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
#181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
#990 | boxed wine | 5 |
#66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
#247 | brains casserole | 1 |
#748 | briefcase | 1 |
#624 | broken sword | 1 |
#331 | brown sugar cane | 11 |
#863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
#529 | bugbear beanie | 9 |
#895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
#590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
#420 | bum cheek | 32 |
#475 | bunch of square grapes | 3 |
#344 | bunny liver | 17 |
#375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
#384 | cactus fruit | 3 |
#534 | calle de miel | 1 |
#839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
#592 | can of maces | 1 |
#410 | centipede eggs | 5 |
#207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
#488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
#377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
#249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#187 | digital key lime pie | 5 |
#87 | dingy planks | 5 |
#135 | donated food | 114 |
#273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
#10 | enchanted barbell | 537 |
#204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
#1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
#84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#79 | extra-flat panini | 6 |
#313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
#1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
#530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
#22 | folder (skull and crossbones) | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#27 | funky junk key | 5 |
#92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
#347 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
#9 | giant jar of protein powder | 379 |
#195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
#636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
#21 | gnat lasagna | 19 |
#72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
#324 | grapefruit | 20 |
#334 | grapes | 20 |
#133 | hamburger | 8 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#223 | huge gold coin | 10 |
#98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
#103 | jar full of wind | 5 |
#159 | kiwi | 20 |
#728 | lemon | 20 |
#426 | lime | 20 |
#517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
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#480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
#411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
#595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
#75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
#326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
#521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
#290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
#212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
#298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
#476 | orange | 20 |
#191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
#435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
#188 | petit fortran | 4 |
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#194 | pile of gold coins | 10 |
#681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
#68 | pirate tract | 5 |
#91 | plum | 20 |
#118 | popular tart | 1 |
#531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
#18 | ridiculous belt | 4 |
#146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#16 | ridiculous sunglasses | 5 |
#590 | ridiculously huge sword | 11 |
#199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
#2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
#3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
#2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
#2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
#111 | rusty compass | 1 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
#52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
#106 | skeleton | 7 |
#82 | slimy chest | 1 |
#746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
#370 | sorority brain | 1 |
#486 | strawberry | 20 |
#4 | strongness elixir | 1,908 |
#1823 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
#2108 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
#2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
#2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
#2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
#2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
#503 | stuffed can of asparagus | 8 |
#2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#480 | stuffed dodecapede | 8 |
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#499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
#2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
#1685 | stuffed key | 14 |
#1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
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#2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
#2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
#254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
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#1393 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
#3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
#2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
#2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
#2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
#2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
#2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
#1626 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
#1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
#246 | stuffed zmobie | 5 |
#719 | sunken chest | 10 |
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#279 | throwing bone | 2 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
#924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
#937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#119 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 32 |
#117 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 18 |
#80 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 23 |
#49 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 16 |
#112 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 32 |
#67 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 24 |
#84 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 36 |
#74 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 42 |
#82 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 40 |
#72 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 25 |
#79 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 11 |
#110 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 32 |
#80 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 22 |
#92 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 39 |
#138 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 26 |
#150 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 27 |
#129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 30 |
#111 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 31 |
#120 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 30 |
#96 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 34 |
#107 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 34 |
#92 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 37 |
#80 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 43 |
#99 | tiny plastic fire servant | 20 |
#107 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 34 |
#102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 35 |
#86 | tiny plastic peacannon | 22 |
#103 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 19 |
#485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
#38 | wood screw | 20 |