| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #9 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #572 | Microplushie: Bropane | 12 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 14 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #584 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #83 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 21 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #22 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 3 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #131 | banana | 61 |
| #56 | battered Crimbo Crate | 344 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #200 | bottle of goofballs | 107 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #8 | bunch of bananas | 747 |
| #35 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 225 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #136 | disassembled clover | 928 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #283 | dusty Crimbo crate | 37 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #6 | floaty inverse geode | 12 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #62 | floaty sand | 343 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #61 | sandwich of the gods | 27 |
| #8 | smoldering box | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #130 | spices | 343 |
| #197 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #209 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #683 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |