| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #9 | BGE merchandise order form | 200 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #45 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 13 |
| #24 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 13 |
| #26 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 13 |
| #23 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 13 |
| #26 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 13 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #16 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 100 |
| #10 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 143 |
| #207 | Corpse Island iced tea | 25 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #270 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 8 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #307 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 7 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #22 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 57 |
| #26 | The Joy of Wassailing | 51 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #43 | Workytime Tea | 75 |
| #28 | adhesive tape dolly | 4 |
| #29 | agua de vida | 574 |
| #80 | astral mushroom | 275 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #40 | bone chips | 800 |
| #363 | bottle of Blank-Out | 29 |
| #18 | bunch of bananas | 337 |
| #15 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 100 |
| #36 | chocolate cigar | 32 |
| #97 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 100 |
| #122 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #205 | corpse on the beach | 25 |
| #14 | corpsebite | 25 |
| #187 | corpsedriver | 25 |
| #202 | corpsetini | 25 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #117 | disassembled clover | 1,005 |
| #169 | dry noodles | 1,000 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #13 | kamicorpse-ee | 25 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #54 | paperclip | 1,000 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #82 | portable photocopier | 75 |
| #14 | purple corpsel | 25 |
| #14 | red-headed corpse | 25 |
| #47 | sand dollar | 1,000 |
| #28 | scissor duck | 4 |
| #146 | scrumptious reagent | 1,049 |
| #20 | sleeping stocking | 45 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #33 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 22 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #56 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 18 |