| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #486 | Bonerdagon necklace | 24 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #487 | Boss Bat britches | 30 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1779 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Soupbone | 6 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 74 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1453 | badass belt | 38 |
| #393 | blood flower | 20 |
| #95 | bone abacus | 7 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #14 | jagged tooth | 45 |
| #47 | lovecat tail | 16 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #82 | meat from yesterday | 40 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #745 | phonics down | 29 |
| #521 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 37 |
| #105 | plastic passion fruit | 20 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #150 | pretty flower | 2,401 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #35 | shot of wasp venom | 4 |
| #268 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2252 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #553 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #2465 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #749 | stuffed teddy butler | 62 |
| #749 | stuffed tin of caviar | 64 |
| #2048 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #610 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |