| #95 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 64 |
| #83 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #311 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #189 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #128 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 21 |
| #137 | Blood Light | 32 |
| #56 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 23 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #588 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #168 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #73 | Go-Wassail | 309 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #54 | NPZR chemistry set | 125 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #81 | P.B.L.T. | 46 |
| #566 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #36 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #66 | Silver Bullet beer | 33 |
| #9 | Temps Tempranillo | 100 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #325 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #894 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #487 | baggie of powdered sugar | 33 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | beastly paste | 500 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #63 | bottle of Blank-Out | 239 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
| #6 | bunny liver | 5,000 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #61 | can of V-11 | 9 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #424 | corpsedriver | 12 |
| #701 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #88 | corrupted data | 278 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #541 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #743 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #76 | jerky coins | 308 |
| #63 | liver popsicle | 6 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| 🥈 | potion of punctual companionship | 610 |
| #46 | potion of the field gar | 5 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #602 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #26 | sewer wad | 156 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #402 | spectral pickle | 30 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #102 | squirming egg sac | 149 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1367 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |