| #95 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 64 |
| #81 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #128 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 21 |
| #137 | Blood Light | 32 |
| #56 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 23 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #588 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #168 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #73 | Go-Wassail | 309 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #42 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #54 | NPZR chemistry set | 125 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #81 | P.B.L.T. | 46 |
| #564 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #36 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #66 | Silver Bullet beer | 33 |
| #9 | Temps Tempranillo | 100 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #487 | baggie of powdered sugar | 33 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | beastly paste | 500 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #63 | bottle of Blank-Out | 239 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
| #6 | bunny liver | 5,000 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #60 | can of V-11 | 9 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #424 | corpsedriver | 12 |
| #701 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #88 | corrupted data | 278 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #540 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #76 | jerky coins | 308 |
| #63 | liver popsicle | 6 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| 🥈 | potion of punctual companionship | 610 |
| #46 | potion of the field gar | 5 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #601 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #26 | sewer wad | 156 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #403 | spectral pickle | 30 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #102 | squirming egg sac | 149 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |