| #95 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 64 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #127 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 21 |
| #136 | Blood Light | 32 |
| #56 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 23 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #587 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #71 | Go-Wassail | 309 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #54 | NPZR chemistry set | 125 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #79 | P.B.L.T. | 46 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #35 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #64 | Silver Bullet beer | 33 |
| #8 | Temps Tempranillo | 100 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #487 | baggie of powdered sugar | 33 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | beastly paste | 500 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #63 | bottle of Blank-Out | 239 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
| #6 | bunny liver | 5,000 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #58 | can of V-11 | 9 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #424 | corpsedriver | 12 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #88 | corrupted data | 278 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #75 | jerky coins | 308 |
| #62 | liver popsicle | 6 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| 🥈 | potion of punctual companionship | 610 |
| #46 | potion of the field gar | 5 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #26 | sewer wad | 156 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #401 | spectral pickle | 30 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #102 | squirming egg sac | 149 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |