| #43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #468 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #152 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 128 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #182 | crystalline cheer | 598 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #131 | ert grey goo ring | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #45 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #120 | temperance whiskey | 2 |