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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |