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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #135 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |