| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #340 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #285 | big boom | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #349 | bone chips | 43 |
| #265 | bone flute | 4 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #499 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 18 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #523 | paperclip | 72 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |