| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #340 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #859 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1000 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #286 | big boom | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #347 | bone chips | 43 |
| #266 | bone flute | 4 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #502 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 18 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #524 | paperclip | 72 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |