| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 9 |
| #298 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #330 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #119 | asshat | 39 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #7 | black forest ham | 2,127 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #248 | chaos butterfly | 1,099 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1316 | fudgecule | 6 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #76 | pretty bouquet | 63 |
| #354 | pretty flower | 437 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |