| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 9 |
| #297 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #120 | asshat | 39 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #7 | black forest ham | 2,127 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #248 | chaos butterfly | 1,099 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1312 | fudgecule | 6 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #75 | pretty bouquet | 63 |
| #351 | pretty flower | 437 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |