| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #421 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1011 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | bone meal | 100 |
| #239 | bottle of Blank-Out | 56 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #66 | hot date | 345 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |