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| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #295 | Manetwich | 2 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #735 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #57 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #42 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #54 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #49 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #53 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |