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| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #294 | Manetwich | 2 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #51 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |