| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1438 | Angry Farmer candy | 11 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbo Credit | 11 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #553 | Go-Wassail | 27 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #29 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 4 |
| #26 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 4 |
| #23 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 4 |
| #9 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 26 |
| #22 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 51 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #459 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 24 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #137 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 8 |
| #143 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 6 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #325 | begpwnia | 3 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #503 | bottle of bubbles | 11 |
| #405 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #192 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #1067 | brine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #169 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1174 | dill | 11 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #97 | eldritch ichor | 11 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1243 | fudgecule | 11 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1432 | ghost cucumber | 9 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #301 | half-orchid | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #439 | hideous egg | 5 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #594 | jerky coins | 27 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #326 | lesser grodulated violet | 4 |
| #446 | licorice root | 6 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #19 | liquid SONAR | 6 |
| #727 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #296 | negative lump | 11 |
| #368 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #705 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
| #128 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 8 |
| #205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #175 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 6 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #194 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #497 | possessed top | 11 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #385 | squirming egg sac | 26 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #1801 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #189 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #127 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 7 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #315 | tin magnolia | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #434 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #325 | upsy daisy | 5 |
| #1345 | vinegar | 6 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #430 | wind-up meatcar | 24 |
| #14 | woim | 3 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |