| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #504 | Cloaca-Cola | 66 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #58 | Dyspepsi grenade | 195 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 270 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #503 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #173 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 65 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #371 | Monstar energy beverage | 8 |
| #661 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #48 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #69 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 14 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #112 | beer bomb | 445 |
| #198 | big boom | 8 |
| #13 | broken glass grenade | 12 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #170 | depantsing bomb | 33 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #134 | exploding hacky-sack | 20 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #131 | green smoke bomb | 20 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #125 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 61 |
| #296 | natural fennel soda | 9 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #124 | patchouli oil bomb | 21 |
| #516 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 38 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #47 | rainbow bomb | 2 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #131 | sake bomb | 236 |
| #339 | sausage bomb | 2 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #9 | sugar shard | 3,027 |
| #189 | tequila grenade | 30 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #94 | water pipe bomb | 994 |