| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #504 | Cloaca-Cola | 66 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #59 | Dyspepsi grenade | 195 |
| #268 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 270 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #508 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #175 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 65 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #371 | Monstar energy beverage | 8 |
| #659 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #47 | New Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #609 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #69 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 14 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #113 | beer bomb | 445 |
| #198 | big boom | 8 |
| #13 | broken glass grenade | 12 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #170 | depantsing bomb | 33 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #134 | exploding hacky-sack | 20 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #131 | green smoke bomb | 20 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #126 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 61 |
| #298 | natural fennel soda | 9 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #124 | patchouli oil bomb | 21 |
| #518 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 38 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #47 | rainbow bomb | 2 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #131 | sake bomb | 236 |
| #340 | sausage bomb | 2 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #2477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2793 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #9 | sugar shard | 3,027 |
| #190 | tequila grenade | 30 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #723 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #95 | water pipe bomb | 994 |