| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #44 | headless sparrow | 63 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #81 | mangled squirrel | 32 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #60 | rat carcass | 41 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |